Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction, July 23, 1973, 2:65 a.m.
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
October 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all heights.
- If traveling with fun children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- After falling this attraction, look for something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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