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Above: The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction, neatly waning in the evening park light
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
November 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is too intense for toons of all nausea tolerances.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Before clapping this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
- Explosions may be too startling for immature children.
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