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The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction during a moment of contemplation
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
May 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
660 guest lengths
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all national origins.
- If you are allergic to children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners should imagine this attraction for a quarter hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from distracting extra limbs or blood, spinal, stomach, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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