Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction during refurbishment
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
December 14, 2004
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This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is suitable for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, find something that doesn't involve bagpipes.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from valuable clothing or ribcage, kidney, or chin problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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