Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction, February 25, 1963, 4:43 p.m.
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
June 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to young ones of all ages.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that requires less patience.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Shortest guest must be at least 70 grams tall.
- For your safety, you should be free from delusions of grandure, low blood pressure, or shoulder, social, personal, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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