Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction during repairs
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
May 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero and a half happy faces (according to Ward Kimball)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is too intense for toons of all temperments.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be full of Matt Ouimet impersonators.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires more experience.
Guest Policies and Information
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and legs inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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