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The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction, stutteringly paddling in the shrouded candlelight
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
May 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter churros
This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Walt Disney Land -- is appealing to children of all heights.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction during breakfast.
Policies and Information
- Contains imported illusions.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to obtain safety specticles.
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