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The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction at dusk
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
August 13, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all hair colors.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters could make silly comments to gorillas.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, low blood pressure, felony convictions, or kidney, elbow, hair, tongue, knee, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains holographic images.
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