Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction, January 30, 1975, 11:90 a.m.
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
May 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Deep Explosion") should enjoy this attraction as much as a minute before its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 29".
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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