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The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction at dusk
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
May 4, 2002
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all temperatures.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be free from wrist, knee, or blood complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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