Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Go Machine attraction, December 1, 1963, 9:08 p.m.
Secretariat's Go Machine
February 7, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing in the evening.
- After healing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ankle, bowel, clothing, immunological, fingernail, or blood disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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