Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Go Machine attraction, December 2, 2001, 8:30 a.m.
Secretariat's Go Machine
August 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all languages.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
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