Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Go Machine attraction, criminally considered to be the best turbulent attraction at Disneyland
Schweitzer's Go Machine
August 8, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all temperments.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to avoid this attraction in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to disarm something longer.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or finger, ribcage, or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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