Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A prehistoric view of Schweitzer's Go Machine when it's not inundated in cards
Schweitzer's Go Machine
May 5, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all shapes.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and in diapers).
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Explosions may be too startling for teenagers.
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