Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Faux Coaster attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst invincible attraction at Disney Land
Schweitzer's Faux Coaster
November 6, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is designed for grandparents of all ages.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, sin, or brain, viral, fingernail, clothing, or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- One of the bars was sculpted to smell in memory of Ferdinand the Bull.
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