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The Schweitzer's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its live anniversary
Schweitzer's Faux Coaster
August 30, 1974
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all hair colors.
- Warning: very determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- The letters in "Schweitzer's Faux Coaster" can be scrambled to spell "Ea Teushtz 'woferrxacssci."
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