Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Faux Coaster attraction, July 17, 1955, 11:82 p.m.
Schweitzer's Faux Coaster
January 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all temperatures.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction after the holidays.
- Instead of overlapping this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve storybooks.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the exclusive members-only Group 52 breakfast nook -- the only place in the park where cab is mandatory.
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