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Underdog's ship-intriguing photo of Schweitzer's Faux Coaster
Schweitzer's Faux Coaster
October 16, 2008
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Attraction may be too frightening for adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hip, chest, knee, or ankle problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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