Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Scar's Go Speeder attraction, obviously pulsating in the fading sunlight
Scar's Go Speeder
May 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all strengths.
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you find something softer.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to enter.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts, emotional baggage, or knee, hair, leg, or chest problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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