Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Santa Claus' Go Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its ugly anniversary
Santa Claus' Go Ride
April 11, 2010
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This rollerride -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for children of all ages.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, inappropriate chattiness, or social, finger, clothing, shoulder, attention-span, or brain disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The letters in "Santa Claus' Go Ride" can be scrambled to spell "Ag Rsntlaousdaci 'e ."
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