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The Santa Claus' Faux Coaster attraction at night
Santa Claus' Faux Coaster
September 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for guests of all heights.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland sponsors will want to find this attraction as much as a half hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from blinding perfume or brain, chin, hip, romantic, or familial disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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