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Picture: The Santa Claus' Faux Coaster attraction at night
Santa Claus' Faux Coaster
November 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young retirees.
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