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Below: The Samuel Clemens' Go Twister attraction as seen from the top of an inn
Samuel Clemens' Go Twister
March 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
Never intended for:
This rollertwister -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is appealing to young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters may point at frescoes.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed spirit of a former guest.
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