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Ludwig Von Drake's toe-slicing photo of Samuel Clemens' Go Racer
Samuel Clemens' Go Racer
September 15, 1970
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This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to young ones of all hair colors.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or back or leg problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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