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Pictured: The Samuel Clemens' Go Racer attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst comedic attraction at Disneyland
Samuel Clemens' Go Racer
November 16, 1957
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This rollerracer -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and shoes away from the entangling vines at most times.
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