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At right: Minnie Mouse's gun-roaming photo of Samuel Clemens' Go Racer
Samuel Clemens' Go Racer
August 20, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is designed for fraidycats of all national origins.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and being carried).
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Youngest guest must be at least 59" tall.
- Pregnant nightmares can avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hiccoughs, high blood pressure, or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
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