Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Samuel Clemens' Go Machine attraction at dusk
Samuel Clemens' Go Machine
October 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all temperments.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 30".
- Maximum IQ 76.
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