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The Samuel Clemens' Go Machine attraction at dusk

Picture: The Samuel Clemens' Go Machine attraction at dusk

Samuel Clemens' Go Machine

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 2009
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all temperments.

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