Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Samuel Clemens' Go Machine attraction during construction
Samuel Clemens' Go Machine
November 7, 1974
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 27 minutes on foot)
Rating for exhausted toddlers:
Four mouse ears
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all national origins.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character interaction thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements or stomach, inner ear, tongue, fingernail, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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