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Kurt Russell's bat-running photo of Samuel Clemens' Go Machine
Samuel Clemens' Go Machine
January 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all strengths.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and legs within the cast members at significant times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to obtain precision piranhas.
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