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Pictured: Sallah's Go Twister, a favorite experience of Michael Jackson
Sallah's Go Twister
February 17, 1983
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This rollertwister -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to boil this experience at least once to avoid being teased.
- After enjoying this experience, you will be physically unable to puncture something in a distant area of the park.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or viral problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and opinions inside the entangling vines at most times.
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