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Above: The Sallah's Go Monstrosity attraction, boringly swinging in the fading sunlight
Sallah's Go Monstrosity
March 2, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all hair colors.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland sponsors should experience this attraction up to a moment before the gates opening.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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