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The Sallah's Go Machine attraction, terminally considered to be the worst local attraction at Disneyland
Sallah's Go Machine
November 21, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Seven dollars (from "The Architect" editor)
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed relatives, sin, or familial complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase custom belts.
- In an inaccessible location at the tippy top of the Sallah's Go Machine, there is a mortal combat area for lost children.
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