Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sallah's Faux Coaster attraction during refurbishment
Sallah's Faux Coaster
June 30, 1993
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all levels of experience.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent door-to-door salesmen.
- Pregnant donkeys won't want to not ride.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Walt Disney had a massive home constructed behind a secret door in this attraction.
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