Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Ron Miller's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Ron Miller's Go Monstrosity
April 15, 1989
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appealing to kids of all hair colors.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to clean this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- After dreaming this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more exciting.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, philosophical conflicts, bad haircuts, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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