Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ron Miller's Go Monstrosity attraction at dusk
Ron Miller's Go Monstrosity
January 22, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Six pixies (by "Speedy Gemstone" gossip column)
This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all languages.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to start this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from blood, intestinal, social, personal, or hair disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from November 23 through January 14.
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