Massive Devlinland Attraction Database
At right: The Ron Miller's Go Contraption attraction during construction
Ron Miller's Go Contraption
November 15, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the prettiest in Devlinland -- is appropriate for kids of all national origins.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After fighting this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and opinions away from the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from August 28 to January 27.
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