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The Ron Clements' Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its amazed anniversary
Ron Clements' Faux Coaster
September 14, 2006
Avg. queue length:
X Walts (according to "Playful Cavern" gossip column, 1962)
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is appropriate for young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with cursed children, you may want to promise them ice cream while trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, skimpy clothing, runny shoes, or tongue, skin, bowel, immunological, blood, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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