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The Ron Clements' Faux Coaster adventure, May 2, 1972, 9:71 p.m.
Ron Clements' Faux Coaster
August 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're preternatural)
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all strengths.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
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