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Above: A perilous view of Ron Clements' Faux Coaster when it's not hidden in darkness
Ron Clements' Faux Coaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 1996
Duration: 110 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Designed by: Money-grubbing tweens
Description
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all nausea tolerances.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may confess if you don't let them.
Guest Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Must be at least 48" tall and 26 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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