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A creepy view of Robon Crusoe's Go Racer when it's shrounded in tarps
Robon Crusoe's Go Racer
July 16, 1966
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're crafty)
This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with your commune, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear or lung, chin, neck, brain, stomach, or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this ride may melt.
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