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Robin Crusoe's Faux Coaster
November 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 58.
- Explosions may be too frightening for young teenagers.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
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