Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Robin Crusoe's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Robin Crusoe's Faux Coaster
April 13, 2013
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Shortest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from philosophical requirements, skimpy clothing, emotional baggage, or viral, heart, or kidney complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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