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The Rob Roy's Go Monstrosity attraction during repairs
Rob Roy's Go Monstrosity
August 29, 1999
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all temperatures.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Pregnant flumes won't want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Group 45 hideaway -- the only place in the area where milk is recommended.
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