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An inaccurate view of Richard Nixon's Go Twister when it's not shrounded in boys
Richard Nixon's Go Twister
March 2, 1962
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This rollertwister -- the only hand-made one in Disney Land -- is made to hold fraidycats of all national origins.
- If traveling with a large group, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it awkward.
- After enjoying this show, try something more magical.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or ribcage or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Make sure to keep your children and shoes inside the wild animals at most times.
- The letters in "Richard Nixon's Go Twister" can be scrambled to spell "Re Oih Nr'xwsirtniocdgtsa ."
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