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The Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its elite anniversary
Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity
April 20, 1994
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all national origins.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and shoes away from the attraction at all times.
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