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A vengeful view of Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity when it's not covered in children
Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity
April 21, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold toons of all temperatures.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
- Minimum height 29".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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