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A sweeping view of Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity when it's not covered in darkness
Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity
February 12, 1995
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Rating for enchanted humans:
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all strengths.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve logs.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unexplained relatives, '80s haircuts, overdone makeup, felony convictions, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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