Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity attraction, longingly roaring in the fading moonlight
Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity
November 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all strengths.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains strobe-light signage.
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