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A colorful view of Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity when it's bathed in children
Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity
May 31, 2013
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all temperatures.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more demanding.
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