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The Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its majestic anniversary
Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity
June 3, 1962
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all ages.
- If it's Christmas, cast members are apt to make silly comments to you.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or heart or kidney disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Club 78 lounge -- the only place in the area where alcohol is forbidden.
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