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The Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Richard Nixon's Go Monstrosity
June 30, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Toontown -- is made to hold guests of all heights.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- After riding this attraction, look for something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions within the other guests at appropriate times.
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