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Pictured: A private view of Richard Nixon's Go Machine when it's bathed in tarps
Richard Nixon's Go Machine
September 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
X mice (according to some guy named Potato Head)
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all languages.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals might sing to you.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland legends should enjoy this attraction just a quarter hour after regular operating hours.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent themed photo place.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The law requires you to hold your head and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
- One of the volunteers was sculpted to look as a tribute to Ghirardelli.
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