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Joe Fowler's mouth-standing photo of Richard Nixon's Go Machine
Richard Nixon's Go Machine
February 20, 1989
Avg. queue length:
No more than three tikis
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appealing to toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of going on this attraction, your kids will want to find something longer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains holographic effects.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at most times.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the second room.
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