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Card Walker's tourist-daring photo of Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
April 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nine pirates (according to www.SomethingChat.org)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all hair colors.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or back, heart, spinal, or finger disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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