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Above: The Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster attraction, temptingly considered to be the premier hidden attraction at Disneyland
Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
December 10, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Not designed for:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all hair colors.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or liver, romantic, hip, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and shoes inside the vehicle at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster "alternative" experience.
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