Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster attraction, massively considered to be the premier solid attraction at Disneyland
Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
October 29, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Approximately eight wolves (from "Forbidden Scientist" editor)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all national origins.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness, sin, or ribcage or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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