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Picture: Mary Blair's rider-tripping photo of Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
February 4, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is suitable for kids of all heights.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, neck, or cardiac complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The model of radios is an obvious anachronism.
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