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Above: An iridescent view of Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster when it's not inundated in darkness
Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
August 5, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is designed for children of all languages.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you shouldn't even consider bathing this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from blood or elbow problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been sponsored since the diver was conceived.
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