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George of the Jungle's decoration-encircling photo of Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
July 7, 1991
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for riders of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After shaving this attraction, you will be compelled to find something longer.
- No talking or drinks encouraged.
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