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Above: A cursed view of Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster when it's hidden in fog
Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
August 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all hair colors.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Andy Davis autograph location.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from neck or leg disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from December 24 to February 16.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are overrun with ghosts.
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