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Photo: Richard Irvine's Go Machine, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
Richard Irvine's Go Machine
April 8, 2008
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're diverse)
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Walt Disney Land -- is made to hold mice of all languages.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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