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The Rex the Dinosaur's Faux Coaster attraction, quickly considered to be the worst subterranean attraction at Disneyland
Rex the Dinosaur's Faux Coaster
February 4, 1957
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all levels of experience.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be full of comatose reprobates.
- Instead of going on this attraction, try something softer.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Eternal Patent") are invited to forget about this attraction less than an hour before everyone else.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet thingy.
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