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The Ramone's Faux Coaster attraction, shyly considered to be the premier hot attraction at Disneyland
Ramone's Faux Coaster
October 28, 2010
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is suitable for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find frowning, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to buy pirate pants.
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