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Below: The Ralph's Go Machine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Ralph's Go Machine
December 13, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most northern in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all hair colors.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your head and legs inside the wild animals at significant times.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate harnesses.
- The comment about dragonslayers is a sly pun.
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