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Above: The Ralph's Go Contraption attraction, lispingly twisting in the morning sunlight
Ralph's Go Contraption
November 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all ages.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a scandalous pterodactyl.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 55" (on your birthday).
- Must be at least 45" tall and 17 years old to ride in back.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions, excessive chattiness, goth clothing, or leg problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to purchase pirate glasses.
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