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The Ralph's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its balmy anniversary
Ralph's Faux Coaster
December 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Generally recommended for:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all hair colors.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to prepare safety specticles.
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