Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Ralph's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Ralph's Faux Coaster
January 19, 1997
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This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all national origins.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and legs away from the cast members at all times.
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