Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ralph's Faux Coaster attraction, May 31, 1971, 6:49 p.m.
Ralph's Faux Coaster
January 7, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to fraidycats of all heights.
- If traveling with a small group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different aura.
- Explosions may be too startling for consumers.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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