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Wheezy the Penguin's pearl-screeching photo of Ralph's Faux Coaster

Photo: Wheezy the Penguin's pearl-screeching photo of Ralph's Faux Coaster

Ralph's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 2001
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting girls

Description

This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all strengths.

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