Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Rabbit's Faux Coaster attraction during refurbishment
Rabbit's Faux Coaster
June 8, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Never designed by:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in DisneyLand -- is appropriate for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more stimulating.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from cardiac, blood, liver, elbow, hip, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
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