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Pictured: A difficult view of Quasimodo's Faux Coaster when it's not bathed in tarps
Quasimodo's Faux Coaster
August 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is made to hold guests of all ages.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are patient and monitor the attraction's false gags, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the wondrous stranger.
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