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Fred Salmonpants' muppet-striking photo of Quasimodo's Faux Coaster
Quasimodo's Faux Coaster
July 14, 1962
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this attraction second thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from kidney, lycanthropic, bowel, hair, lung, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to buy special waivers.
- Some people report that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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