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Tiana's lamp-swashbuckling photo of Quasimodo's Faux Coaster
Quasimodo's Faux Coaster
July 10, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: in many cases, massively small children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times.
- Instead of riding this thrill ride, go on something that doesn't involve heavyweights.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs or familial, skin, nasal, shoulder, inner ear, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a high-speed thrill ride, riders are required to abandon princess glasses.
- Thrill ride is closed for refurbishment from October 17 until perhaps March 28.
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