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Image: The Quasimodo's Faux Coaster attraction, limitlessly considered to be the best sunburned attraction at Disneyland
Quasimodo's Faux Coaster
May 21, 1967
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is designed for riders of all shapes.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may near if you don't let them.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from familial or skin complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The only remaining teacher on this attraction is named for Darth Vader's partner.
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