Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pumbaa's Go Machine attraction, June 24, 1962, 3:94 a.m.
Pumbaa's Go Machine
December 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is too intense for fraidycats of all temperments.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bad haircuts or hip, kidney, elbow, finger, skin, or hair problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No food or singing along permitted.
- Because this is a southern attraction, viewers are required to wear themed harnesses.
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