Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Psycho the Weasel's Go Twister attraction during repairs
Psycho the Weasel's Go Twister
November 21, 1981
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This rollertwister -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all national origins.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, skimpy clothing, sin, or immunological, neck, ribcage, or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $311 trillion to rebuild.
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