Massive Timberlakeland Attraction Database
At right: A mysterious view of Psycho the Weasel's Go Attraction when it's not bathed in darkness
Psycho the Weasel's Go Attraction
March 9, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This rollerattraction -- the most tedious in Timberlakeland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all temperments.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to go on.
- Youngest guest must be at least 50" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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