Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Practical Pig's Go Racer attraction, April 14, 1964, 10:50 p.m.
Practical Pig's Go Racer
January 24, 1964
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This rollerracer -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is designed for toons of all national origins.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 26".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from October 22 until perhaps February 16.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are the realm of ghosts.
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