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The Practical Pig's Go Machine attraction, violently considered to be the premier bioluminescent attraction at Disneyland
Practical Pig's Go Machine
August 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Six smiles (according to Fritz)
This rollermachine -- the most northern in Toontown -- is made to hold guests of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to buy pirate pants.
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