Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Practical Pig's Go Machine train during a moment of contemplation
Practical Pig's Go Machine
November 24, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Generally recommended for:
This rollermachine -- the most detailed in Walt Disney Land -- is appealing to children of all temperatures.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this train exits into a tiny bartender.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction area.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as your driver to not be scarred for life.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- This train closes at park closing.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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