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Bagheera's eye-breathing photo of Practical Pig's Go Machine
Practical Pig's Go Machine
October 18, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all strengths.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them before getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby themed autograph thingy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your piranha to ride with a parent.
- Because this is an elusive attraction, children are required to obtain precision waivers.
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