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Popeye's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Frank Thomas
Popeye's Faux Coaster
November 26, 1963
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all languages.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- After sneaking this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The number painted on the roses is an inside joke.
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