Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pollyanna's Go Machine train during construction
Pollyanna's Go Machine
March 20, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all heights.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs after taking them on this train.
- After going on this train, you will be compelled to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, philosophical issues, or romantic, heart, personal, familial, nasal, or tongue issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected hail, this train may smell funny.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this train.
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