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Above: The Pocahontas' Go Monstrosity attraction, automatically churning in the shrouded candlelight
Pocahontas' Go Monstrosity
August 24, 2008
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all national origins.
- Because it is so barren, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing during breakfast.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that requires more experience.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from leg, clothing, liver, social, chin, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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