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The Pocahontas' Go Monstrosity attraction during repairs
Pocahontas' Go Monstrosity
January 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all temperments.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve pirates.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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