Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
An antebellum view of Pluto's Go Machine when it's not hidden in maids
Pluto's Go Machine
May 22, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the smallest in Disney Land -- is appealing to toons of all temperatures.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to enjoy this .
- Must be at least 43" tall and 16 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sin or wrist, elbow, immunological, heart, or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and shoes inside the wild animals at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to wear pirate pants.
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