Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pinocchio's Go Speeder dark ride as seen from the top of Hong Kong
Pinocchio's Go Speeder
April 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all heights.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this dark ride will be hostile to vampires.
- During selected "Super Mornings," retired Disneyland bloggers can't experience this dark ride half a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph garden.
- Minimum height 28 millirads.
- Maximum IQ 108.
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