Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pinocchio's Go Speeder attraction at first light
Pinocchio's Go Speeder
April 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most northern in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all hair colors.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to participate.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, androgynous clothing, or skin, wrist, fingernail, or stomach complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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