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The Pinocchio's Go Racer attraction at midday
Pinocchio's Go Racer
October 8, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to young ones of all shapes.
- Warning: massively princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Tommy Cole autograph area.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, excessive chattiness, or finger, skin, social, heart, liver, or familial complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's tedious queue.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attorneys have a massive journal in which is written the descriptions of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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