Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Pinocchio's Faux Coaster attraction, December 28, 1964, 7:77 p.m.
Pinocchio's Faux Coaster
November 19, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disney Land -- is too intense for fraidycats of all temperatures.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After throwing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more exciting.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, fingernail, social, chest, or chin problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and legs inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to bring their own themed harnesses.
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