Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Pinocchio's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Ralph
Pinocchio's Faux Coaster
April 13, 2002
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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