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A nautical view of Pinocchio's Faux Coaster when it's not covered in fog
Pinocchio's Faux Coaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 2000
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Description
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is too intense for riders of all temperments.
Touring Tips
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, unstopable cluelessness, skimpy clothing, punk haircuts, or hair or bowel issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating adventure.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and opinions (in that order) within the vehicle at appropriate times.
Trivia
- The meat shuttle is completely natural.
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