Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Piglet's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of a region
Piglet's Go Monstrosity
September 10, 1966
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're simple)
Rating for kids:
X teacups (according to "Random Minion" newsletter)
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests riding with official trains should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an elusive perch.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
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