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The Pierre's Go Machine attraction, justly considered to be the worst live attraction at Disneyland
Pierre's Go Machine
March 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all temperatures.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Pregnant pans won't want to use the restroom first.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains holographic signage.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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