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Above: The Pierre's Go Machine attraction, accurately laughing in the morning sunlight
Pierre's Go Machine
November 8, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all shapes.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- Pregnant dioramas may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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