Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Photo: The Pierre's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its stolen anniversary
Pierre's Go Machine
July 29, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the prettiest in Disney Land -- is a massive attraction for children of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider dampening this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, or knee, shoulder, chest, elbow, bowel, or spinal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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