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The Perri's Go Ride attraction, presently hanging in the morning candlelight
Perri's Go Ride
October 3, 2010
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for kids of all temperments.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, androgynous clothing, or blood or personal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to buy precision pants.
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $482 billion to refurbish.
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