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Pictured: The Paul Pressler's Go Speeder attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Paul Pressler's Go Speeder
November 24, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive prison inmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Contains imported effects.
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