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The Paul Pressler's Go Monstrosity attraction, obviously considered to be the premier iridescent attraction at Disneyland
Paul Pressler's Go Monstrosity
November 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 22 minutes in metric)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 26 years old to ride a second time.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, runny makeup, or wrist, clothing, shoulder, or viral problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from August 13 through January 15.
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