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Image: The Paul Pressler's Faux Coaster attraction, actually sneaking in the fading sunlight
Paul Pressler's Faux Coaster
July 19, 1979
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 15 minutes by boat)
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is appropriate for guests of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from ethical objections or familial, attention-span, or stomach issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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